Imagine a day where the Cleveland Browns are in the news for winning football games. Okay, that’s such an impossible task, it’s unfair for me to ask. Cleveland is the laughing stock of the NFL.
The Browns have been irrelevant for the past 25 years. Since 1990 there have only been three seasons where they won eight games or more. It gets worse. They are a combined 4-44 the past three seasons.
There’s an old saying in the ‘amateur’ golf world. “If you suck, at least have fun and look good doing it.” The Browns have taken that advice and applied it to their team.
Apparently, some members of the football team are huge Office fans. If you’re not familiar with The Office, it was on television from 2005-2013 and is recognized as one of the most quotable and relatable shows in recent history. It also happens to have one of the most catchy jingles as a theme song. Yes, it’s okay to start humming it.
Take a look at the parody video players Tyrod Taylor, Jarvis Landry, VFL Britton Colquitt, David Njoku, Duke Johnson, Myles Garrett, and a few others took part in making.
The Office (2018) pic.twitter.com/1BCB97Lkuj
— Cleveland Browns (@Browns) July 19, 2018
The video is spectacular especially if you love the office like I do. However, I have to call Myles Garrett out. You can find him dressed like Dwight K. Schrute shredding a picture of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger. First off, the Steelers beat the Browns 28-24 and Garrett only had one sack. But, of course, let’s talk trash.
Secondly, there is only one Dwight K. Schrute. Period. So, don’t try to imitate him, okay?
However, VFL Derek Barnett could. Someone, please find him and have him dress up like Dwight Schrute. We will add it to the long list of reasons why Barnett is better than Garrett and always will be.
Hats off to the Browns for being witty. Too bad this will their greatest accomplishment all season. Browns. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.