10. Give her an excessive history lesson on where it all went wrong.
Now there is some debate as to “Where It All Went Wrong!” But as Vol fans, we can all agree it definitely went wrong. The majority of girls loved listening to me yell about the dumpster fire that was the Lame Kiffin (spelled correctly) era.
Honestly, I could talk about this subject for a good 67 hours. And as I started on how terrible of a coach Derek Dooley was, the girls ran to me almost as fast as the fans ran out of the stands when Dooley was at the helm.